HEY YEW GUYS IT ME!!
IM JUST HERE LOOKIN FOR PALS AND WHATNOT PLEASE IGNORE THE CAPITAL LETTERS MY...View MoreHEY YEW GUYS IT ME!!
IM JUST HERE LOOKIN FOR PALS AND WHATNOT PLEASE IGNORE THE CAPITAL LETTERS MY PIECE OF SHIT KID WAS RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE CAUSE THE CAT STOLE HIS DANG CHICKEN NUGGERT AND I HAD TO SMACK THE DANG THING JUST TO GET IT OUTTA ITS MOUTH! I MEAN I WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED BUT I DIDN'T EVEN THINK A TODDLER COULD FIT A CAT IN THEIR LIL MOUTH BUT ITS LIKE MY MOM ALWAYS WARNED ME, "HAVE ONE CAT AND ONE KID AND SEE WHICH ONE WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT CAUSE HEY MAYBE DR PHIL WILL OFFER YOU UP A SWEET SALARY WITH UNLIMITED MOUSTACHE RIDES .
NOW I LOVE MY MOTHER BUT THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE CONTRACTED SYPHILIS DUE TO HER ADVICE......BUT HEY AS SHE ALWAYS TOLD ME: "IF YOU'RE LOOKIN FOR FRIENDS YOU CAN ALWAYS GO TO FABRIGI.COM TO SELL YOUR TALENTS AND POSSIBLY YOUR BASTARD SON"
oh shoot the darn caps lock key works now....
anywho if anyone wants a kid that'll definitely win in a fight against a kitty make sure to slide on into my DMs faster Danny Devito's greased up flacid body into my goob-hole!
lookin 4 pals
Male.
Lives in acity City, Aland Islands.
Born on March 4, 2015.
@chickenfriedfucker420
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HEY YEW GUYS IT ME!!
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